Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me
people who slip into proper grammar when they’re upset are terrifying
how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning
TEENS REACT with sodium hydroxide
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
Nick & Joe Jonas at Joe’s Birthday Party at Encore Beach Club [8/16]
Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
"I know what you are."
“Say it. Out loud. Say it.”
“You’re an A-List celebrity on Kim kardashian: hollywood”