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magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

akasakaryuunosuke:

people who slip into proper grammar when they’re upset are terrifying

supnikita:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

Chris Pratt has no limits.

nue:

TEENS REACT with sodium hydroxide

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

Nick & Joe Jonas at Joe’s Birthday Party at Encore Beach Club [8/16]

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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legendxofxzach:

"I know what you are."
“Say it. Out loud. Say it.”
“You’re an A-List celebrity on Kim kardashian: hollywood”